And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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