i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i just google imaged poop.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
So much rum. So many feels.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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