No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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