if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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