got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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