I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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