margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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