You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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