Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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