whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Jerry, you need to find god
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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