just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
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I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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