it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
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