quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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