she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
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Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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