if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
why is half of my head shaved?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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