so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
In America we eat man semen.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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