Where is the hickey?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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