I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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