it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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