we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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