you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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