Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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