Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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