if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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