Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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