This dress was meant to end up on your floor
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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