like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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