Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
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I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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