Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I think i peed on brittanys purse
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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