You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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