I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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