I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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