Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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