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say what?
wanna hang out?
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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