he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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