it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
this will be a night to untag.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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