I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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