woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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