Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
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