it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Randomize
