I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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