OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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