we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
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I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
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And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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