Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I think my nap took me to another dimension
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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