we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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