i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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