I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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