I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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