yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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