I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Randomize
