it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
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STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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