the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
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he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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