Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
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I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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