this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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