If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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