He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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