come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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