even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I am naked and annoyed.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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